If I knock out my garden gnome's teeth will the tooth fairy stop by and give me money? I need to buy gasoline!

Seeing that gas is around $4.26/gal now, I can't afford to put gas in my car to drive to work so I can pay my other bills and stuff. I thought about how the tooth fairy gives my kids money for their teeth and thought "HMMMM.......". I ain't getting rid of my teeth but I do have a bunch of garden gnomes sitting in my yard who do nothing but lay around and drink excessively. I'll wait til they p out and then knock their teeth out and then get money from that.